What could go wrong when a wife pawns the mink coat that her lover gave her as a parting gift? What happens when a priceless piece of furniture is the subject of a deceitful bargain? Can a wronged woman take revenge on her dead husband?
In these dark, disturbing stories Roald Dahl explores the sinister side of human nature: the cunning, sly, selfish part of each of us that leads us into the territory of the unexpected and unsettling. Stylish, macabre and haunting, these tales will leave you with a delicious feeling of unease.
The stories are: The Landlady, William and Mary, The Way Up To Heaven, Parson's Pleasure, Mrs Bixby and the Colonel's Coat, Royal Jelly, Georgy Porgy, Genesis and Catastrophe, Edward the Conqueror, Pig, The Champion of the World.
Roald Dahl (Author) br> Roald Dahl was a spy, ace fighter pilot, chocolate historian and medical inventor. He was also the author of Matilda, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The BFG and many more brilliant stories. He remains THE WORLD''S NUMBER ONE STORYTELLER.br>br>Quentin Blake (Illustrator) br> Quentin Blake has illustrated more than three hundred books and was Roald Dahl''s favourite illustrator. In 1980 he won the prestigious Kate Greenaway Medal. In 1999 he became the first ever Children''s Laureate and in 2013 he was knighted for services to illustration.>
Qui se cache derrière le grand-père malicieux croqué par Ouentin Blake avec son gilet rouge et sa canne, déambulant le crâne chenu dans la campagne anglaise, l'auteur aux deux cents millions d'exemplaires vendus, dont les héros peuplent le panthéon de plusieurs générations de lecteurs? Car il existe en effet un autre Roald Dahl, éclipsé par le succès de son oeuvre pour la jeunesse, mais sans lequel le portrait ne saurait être complet.Plus nouvelliste que romancier, Roald Dahl s'attache très tôt à dépeindre l'humanité ordinaire qu'il côtoie et observe:aristocrates londoniens, bourgeois de Manhattan, employés de bureau, pompistes et braconniers de la vie anglaise... des gens a priori sans histoire, dont l'existence, gouvernée jusque-là par un sentiment de sécurité, déraille subitement en raison d'un élément imprévu.Point de portrait psychologique, mais un sens de la formule et une description physique sévère, qui en quelques traits brossent un caractère. Cette économie de moyens, doublée d'une satire morale, d'une propension à marier le macabre à l'humour, d'un goût pour la fantasmagorie gothique, fait de cet ensemble de textes un joyau de la littérature contemporaine, qui ne cesse de faire frémir, de faire rire... Entre ces nouvelles - macabres ou scabreuses, voire les deux à la fois -, où ceux qui jouent au plus malin sont souvent perdants, et les histoires des petits héros pour la jeunesse, il n'y a en réalité qu'un pas. Roald Dahl balaie d'un revers de main la médiocrité et encourage ses lecteurs à se conduire en conquérants, quitte à s'adonner à quelques filouteries.Complétés par deux récits autobiographiques, Moi, Boy (1984) et Escadrille 80 (1986), qui offrent des clefs indispensables à la lecture, les textes pour adultes réunis ici pour la première fois constituent le socle d'une oeuvre multiple, diverse, teintée d'un inimitable humour noir, celle d'un auteur devenu tout aussi iconique que ses propres personnages.
L'oncle Oswald, personnage haut en couleur et bon vivant notoire, raconte dans ses Mémoires comment il a fait fortune. Dès l'âge de dix-sept ans, il se sert de ses connaissances en chimie et de son goût pour la bagatelle pour inventer une pilule aux propriétés stupéfiantes. Mais ce n'est qu'un début. Les aventures, tantôt scabreuses, tantôt délirantes, se succèdent à un rythme effréné. Une nouvelle fois, Roald Dahl donne libre cours à son humour dévastateur.
L'auteur de Bizarre! Bizarre! et de Kiss Kiss confirme ici qu'il est un des maîtres de l'humour et du baroque. Ses quatre récits sont pétris de sarcasmes et de fantaisie, délibérément invraisemblables, menés à un rythme endiablé, bâtis sur des intrigues coupées de rebondissements et de coups de théâtre.Leur thème commun est une réflexion sur la chair, l'instinct sexuel et le plaisir, qui les transforme en petites fables cruelles, empreintes d'une morale qui raille la fatuité de l'éternel masculin.
The Enormous Crocodile is planning what to have for his lunch. This foul fiend - the greediest croc in the whole river - wants to eat something juicy and delicious. His teeth sparkle like knives in the sun and he's getting hungrier and hungrier. But what can the greedy grumptious brute guzzle up? Beware - he's looking for someone . . . someone who looks a lot like YOU! Listen to THE ENORMOUS CROCODILE and other Roald Dahl audiobooks read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry - plus there are added squelchy soundeffects from Pinewood Studios! Look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! inspired by the revolting Twits.
Voici quatre nouvelles où l'on retrouve avec bonheur l'inimitable humour et les dons de conteur de Roald Dahl.À Londres, il pleut souvent. Au beau milieu d'une averse, si un vieux monsieur d'allure distinguée vient offrir à une dame un parapluie, celle-ci, malgré sa méfiance initiale, l'acceptera avec joie. Et ce sera le début d'une histoire aussi stupéfiante qu'amusante.Monsieur Botibol, bien que propriétaire d'une affaire considérable, est demeuré, à l'âge de cinquante ans, un homme complexé et solitaire. Mais la musique fait soudain irruption dans sa triste existence, et la transforme en une succession d'apothéoses quotidiennes, toutes plus éblouissantes les unes que les autres.Ainsi, dans tout ce livre, Roald Dahl se montre décidément au sommet de son art. Avec lui, nous tenons à la fois un moraliste impitoyable démasquant nos petits travers, un humoriste toujours raffiné et, surtout, un merveilleux écrivain.
"A true genius . . . Roald Dahl is my hero" - David Walliams "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone." Matilda is the world's most famous bookworm, no thanks to her ghastly parents. Her father thinks she's a little scab. Her mother spends all afternoon playing bingo. And her headmistress, Miss Trunchbull? She's the worst of all. She's a big bully, who thinks all her pupils are rotten and locks them in the dreaded Chokey. Despite these beastly grownups trying to push her down, Matilda is an extraordinary girl with a magical mind. And she's had enough. So all the terrible adults had better watch out, because she's going to teach them a lesson they'll never forget! Now you can listen to MATILDA and other Roald Dahl audiobooks read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry - plus there are added squelchy soundeffects from Pinewood Studios!
From the world's NUMBER ONE STORYTELLER , James and the Giant peach is a children's classic that has captured young reader's imaginations for generations. For a limited time only, this new 2018 edition of James and the Giant Peach comes with novelty fuzzy stickers, shaped like the giant insects who travel on the peach! James Henry Trotter lives with two ghastly hags. Aunt Sponge is enormously fat with a face that looks boiled and Aunt Spiker is bony and screeching. He's very lonely until one day something peculiar happens. At the end of the garden a peach starts to grow and GROW AND GROW. Inside that peach are seven very unusual insects - all waiting to take James on a magical adventure. But where will they go in their GIANT PEACH and what will happen to the horrible aunts if they stand in their way? There's only one way to find out . . . "A true genius . . . Roald Dahl is my hero" - David Walliams
Phizzwhizzing new cover look and branding for the World's NUMBER ONE Storyteller! BOY, Roald Dahl's bestselling autobiography, is full of hilarious anecdotes about his childhood and school days, illustrated by Quentin Blake. As a boy, all sorts of unusual things happened to Roald Dahl. There was the time he and four school friends got their revenge on beastly Mrs Prachett in her sweet shop. There are stories of holidays in fishing boats, African adventures and the days of tasting chocolate for Cadbury's. You'll hear tales of horrible school bullies and the motor-car accident when Roald's nose was nearly sliced clean off . . . Roald Dahl vividly shares his memories; some are funny. Some are painful. Some are unpleasant. All are true. You can listen to all of Roald Dahl's stories on Puffin Audiobooks, read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry - plus there are added squelchy sound effects from Pinewood Studios! Also look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! and HOUSE OF TWITS inspired by the revolting Twits.
Phizzwhizzing new cover look and branding for the World's NUMBER ONE Storyteller! On a dark, silvery moonlit night, Sophie is snatched from her bed by a giant. Luckily it is the Big Friendly Giant, the BFG, who only eats snozzcumbers and glugs frobscottle. But there are other giants in Giant Country. Fifty foot brutes who gallop far and wide every night to find human beans to eat. Can Sophie and her friend the BFG stop them? Let's hope so - otherwise the next child a gruesome giant guzzles could be YOU. Also look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! and HOUSE OF TWITS inspired by the revolting Twits.
Aside from being thoroughly debauched, strikingly attractive and astonishingly wealthy, Uncle Oswald was the greatest bounder, bon vivant and fornicator of all time. In this instalment of his scorchingly frank memoirs he tells of his early career and erotic education at the hands of a number of enthusiastic teachers, of discovering the invigorating properties of the Sudanese Blister Beetle, and of the gorgeous Yasmin Howcomely, his electrifying partner in a most unusual series of thefts . . .
Topping and tailing this collection are The Visitor and Bitch, stories featuring Dahl's notorious hedonist Oswald Hendryks Cornelius (or plain old Uncle Oswald) whose exploits are frequently as extraordinary as they are scandalous. In the middle, meanwhile, are The Great Switcheroo and The Last Act, two stories exploring a darker side of desire and pleasure.
In the black comedies of Switch Bitch Roald Dahl brilliantly captures the ins and outs, highs and lows of sex.
In Someone Like You, Roald Dahl's first collection of his world famous dark and sinister adult stories, a wife serves a dish that baffles the police; a harmless bet suddenly becomes anything but; a curious machine reveals a horrifying truth about plants; and a man lies awake waiting to be bitten by the venomous snake asleep on his stomach.
Through vendettas and desperate quests, bitter memories and sordid fantasies, Roald Dahl's stories portray the strange and unexpected, sending a shiver down the spine.
Stories include: Taste, Lamb to the Slaughter, Man from the South, The Soldier, My Lady Love, My Dove, Dip in the Pool, Galloping Foxley, Skin, Poison, The Wish, Neck, The Sound Machine, Nunc Dimittis, The Great Automatic Grammatizator, Claud's Dog.
La Princesse el le braconnier raconte l'histoire d'un jeune homme de basse extraction, d'une laideur telle que tout le monde fuit sa compagnie. Nulle jeune fille ne l'approche, et le garçon en souffre. Il trouve un dérivatif à ses besoins sexuels dans d'immenses promenades à travers la campagne. Au contact de la nature, il découvre un de ses dons, qui consiste à approcher sans peine les animaux les plus farouches. Mettant à profit ce don, il devient braconnier. Mais dans le royaume (l'histoire se passe dans des temps reculés, le Moyen Âge peut-être), les lois contre le braconnage sont des plus sévères. Qu'à cela ne tienne : fort de sa seule capacité et désireux de subvenir aux besoins de ses humbles parents, Hengist s'enhardit jusqu'à braconner dans les lieux les plus interdits, les environs mêmes du château. Un jour il y découvre la fille du roi... On devine toute l'ironie que Roald Dahl a su mettre dans ces pages. Sur un ton badin, il fustige le pouvoir exercé par l'homme dans l'ordre politique ou sexuel. L'histoire est contée avec l'habileté qu'on lui connaît. La cruelle réalité se cache dans ce petit «fabliau» plein d'un charme poétique dont la langue savoureuse évoque, avec discrétion, l'époque choisie qui pourrait être aussi la nôtre... ou n'importe quelle autre. On retrouve cet habile mélange de la nouvelle moderne et du conte médiéval dans La Princesse Mammalia. Du jour au lendemain, la Princesse découvre dans son miroir que sa laideur s'est transformée en une beauté incomparable. Cela lui donne un pouvoir sur les hommes, dont elle ne manque pas d'user avec force dédain et cruauté. Par exemple elle déverse de temps en temps depuis le balcon, où elle s'expose honteusement à ses admirateurs libidineux, des poêlons pleins de plomb fondu afin de calmer leurs ardeurs. Un jour elle trouve à leur place un vieillard en haillons, qui lui indique le moyen de se débarrasser de son père encombrant, dont elle veut prendre la place sur le trône tant est forte sa soif de pouvoir... Il y a, on le constate, une unité de ton entre ces deux «fables», accentuée par le style limpide de l'inimitable conteur, plein d'une trompeuse simplicité, d'une ironie féroce. Tous ces éléments sont heureusement rehaussés par des illustrations de la même verve, également cruelles, avec la même «naïveté» apparente dont Roald Dahl joue dans ses récits.
HOW would you dispose of a murder weapon without causing suspicion?WHERE would you hide a diamond where no one else would think of looking?WHAT if you discovered the tattoo on your back was worth a million dollars?ELEVEN TALES FILLED WITH INTRIGUE AND SUSPENSE TO STARTLE AND SPELLBIND YOU.
Boy and Going Solo is the whole of Roald Dahl's extraordinary autobiography in one volume. Reissued in the exciting new Roald Dahl branding. Roald Dahl wasn't always a writer. Once he was just a schoolboy. Have you ever wondered what he was like growing up? In BOY you'll find out why he and his friends took revenge on the beastly Mrs Pratchett who ran the sweet shop. He remembers what it was like taste-testing chocolate for Cadbury's and he even reveals how his nose was nearly sliced off. Then in GOING SOLO you'll read stories of whizzing through the air in a Tiger Moth Plane, encounters with hungry lions, and the terrible crash that led him to storytelling. Roald Dahl tells his story in his own words - and it's all TRUE. And now you can listen to all of Roald Dahl's novels for children on Roald Dahl Audiobooks read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry - plus there are added squelchy soundeffects from Pinewood Studios! Also look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! and HOUSE OF TWITS inspired by the revolting Twits.
PERFECT for fans of Roald Dahl.Think you know Dahl? Think again. There's still a whole world of Dahl to discover in a newly collected book of his deliciously dark tales for adults . . .
'There is a pleasure sure in being mad, which none but madmen know' Our greatest fear is of losing control - of our lives, but, most of all, of ourselves. In these ten unsettling tales of unexpected madness master storyteller Roald Dahl explores what happens when we let go our sanity.Among other stories, you'll meet the husband with a jealous fixation on the family cat, the landlady who wants her guests to stay forever, the man whose taste for pork leads him astray and the wife with a pathological fear of being late.Roald Dahl reveals even more about the darker side of human nature in seven other centenary editions: Cruelty, Lust, Deception, Innocence, Trickery, War and Fear.
